The lie remains one
Of our most popular
Communication forms

Quick Litany of Lies

From
I’ll call you
In the morning

To
Vote for me
I’ll change things

Ever
Popular for
Your own good

We face it every day

Quaint
No sex with
That woman

Pious
Free markets
Grant us freedom

Thinly
Veiled checks
In the mail

I fear they’re here to stay

Let’s try
More time
With the family

Privileged
He just needs
More rehap

Frequently
You need
Our product

Hey

Don’t go by what they say