Targeted

Found it a little troubling
When all those targeted ads
Stopped offering ‘Hot Chicks’
In my neighborhood

Substituting adult diapers
Insulin delivery systems
And reverse mortgages
As my choices

But I have no mortgage to reverse
Am able to hold my own
With the factory installed insulin delivery system
Thus assume algorithmic error

Feel compelled to log a support call
Bring back the ‘Hot Chick’ ads
Though too shy to actually contact them
I take comfort knowing they are there