The Formula
(A recipe for right-wing talking points)

Say anything that you desire
Real Americans, big government
Loss of liberty
Never tire

Say nothing early to indicate hate
No race, sex or taxes
We can bring that
Up late

Attack your opponent at any whim
Ignore the topic
Talk only
About them

Find some Web resource that’s handy to quote
Or make up your own
And quote yourself
Rote

Keep interrupting don’t let them speak
Ideas are a danger
In the minds that they
Seek

Choose a big finish
From the big three
Sex, race or taxes
Kept logic free

So there you have it
Just follow these rules
To dress up your hatred
Just like on Fox News

osv 8/5/13